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Women Are Hard To Pleased
By Admin | January 27, 2008
The problems with Girls:
If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;
If u Don’t, she says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE her;
If u Don’t, she says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN ;
If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than her, she’ll lose FACE;
If she’s Smarter than u, she is GREAT.
If u don’t Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don’t make love with her., she says u don’t Love her;
If u do she says u are CHEAP .
If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROBLESOME ;
If u don’t , she says that u don’t TRUST her.
If u SCOLD her, u are like a GRANDPA to her;
If she SCOLDS u , it is because she CARES for u. (Bullshit)
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED ;
If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE , u are BAD boy;
If she SMOKES , she is GENTLEWOMEN .
If u do WELL in your exams, she says it’s LUCK ;
If she does WELL, it’s BRAINS.
If u HURT her, u are CRUEL ;
If she HURTS u, u are too ! SENSITIVE!!
& so hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to girls, they will swear that it’s not true…….
but if u don’t, they say u are selfish…..
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